Universal Studios has announced that the new roller coaster in Hogsmeade will be Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure After months (years?) of waiting, loyal Harry Potter...Harry Finds that he has new powers as he battles through his life towards the mysterious green flame torch. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: May 31, 2004 - Published: Mar 6, 2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. The Shapeshifters by Noisy Jenn reviews.Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter and The Muggle Tri-Wizard Tournament By: MartinDC. Harry was chosen as the fourth Tri-Wizard Champion, and was punished severely for it. Watch as he takes the tasks in a whole new direction and pranks Wizarding Britain. Posted to celebrate April fools day.Dec 2, 2019 ... FanFiction.Net. Just In · Community · Forum. V ... "I died?" Harry whispered out loud. "Not ... Get up there!" "Um…right.&quo... Harry Potter has taken advantage of his forced participation in the Triwizard Tournament. The bylaws for the historic tournament were updated so only those 'of age' were allowed to compete. In the eyes of magic, the moment his name came out of the cup, he was considered an adult and the underage monitoring would have ceased to exist. He recognized Luna, Hermione, and Cho Chang; the fourth was a tiny blond girl who shared many of Fleur's features. As Pomfrey bustled over, Harry heard Luna call out to him. "Thank you, Harry Potter, for a most clever and expeditious rescue!" Suddenly, her typically dreamy tone shifted to a harsh, lower register.Aug 13, 2019 ... ... Tournament but I couldn't find a fanfic ... This is edited by aStarLightFairy on 4 August 2020. *The first part are recited out of Harry Potter ...Wherein Harry won't compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Harry Potter had had enough. He has been bullied and persecuted by the students and staff for too long at this school. The fact that the 'good' teachers at the school turned a blind eye towards it infuriated him to no end. The last straw, though, was the fact that Hermione Granger ...After Harry Potter's return to life in the Forbidden Forest, the Underworld deities judge that his time as a mortal must end. Harry, who was only just starting to get to grips with a magical world without war, must now enter a new world of myth, and take his place in the Underworld Court.Feb 14, 2019 ... ... Potter Peverell, or Harry Potter in Magical Britain. ... "You can't pull Hogwarts out of the Triwizard Tournament! ... Get out of my sight you idiot&n...Mar 17, 2012 ... ... out of gratitude, but surely the goblins alone could ally him with the mer and veela and dwarves? To the goblins, the idea that Pollux could ...Triwizard Tournament: Take Two by Moonlight Ace reviews. While chasing the last remnants of the Death Eaters still loyal to Voldemort, Harry is unexpectedly thrown back in time to the start of his fourth year of Hogwarts. This time round, things are going to be a little different. Harry/Fleur pairing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 890 - Published: Dec 25, 2016. The Ancient Phoenix School of Opportunity by Great Ace reviews. Harry is almost 11 years old and the letters to attend a magical school are being sent out.The Next Chapter. The sterile scent of potions and the muted sounds of hushed conversations filled the air at St. Mungo's. The delivery room, with its white walls …Content Warning: This article contains discussions about, and examples of, J.K. Rowling’s transphobic, racist and otherwise bigoted remarks and writings. With over 500 million copi... Realization By: theforbiddenforest. When fourth-year Harry Potter is entered into the Triwizard Tournament to compete against wizards older than him and almost the whole school turns against him, including his best friend Ron Weasley, he decides to take matters into his own hands and take control of his life. In a move that staggers the mind, Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts, tried to force Harry Potter into participating in the famous Triwizard Tournament. This fabled and dangerous contest had been limited by the Ministry to those 17 years of age or older. Potter, age 14, somehow found his name being ejected by the legendary …GOF - Harry and Daphne have a tentative friendship, when he feels the walls closing in she's the one to bring him the space he needs. Together they survive the tournament, a scathing reporter and their peers. Rated: Fiction T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Harry P., Daphne G. - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,472 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,633 ...The glasses he wore were thrown off from one of the blasts of magic. Blood soon came out of his mouth, dripping down his front, into a large gash the magic tore into him. Harry chuckled, blood in, blood out. From dust to dust. Harry looked back to his head of hou- 'former head of house', she was shell shocked.Harry Potter has been entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. Nobody seems to believe him. Taking his life into his own hands, Harry Potter decides to finally, stand up to the wizarding world. Harry seethed silently as he sat listening to the inane chatter of the Great Hall. Every so often, he would catch a part of a ...AU. OOC. Starts at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, with Harry and Cedric being transported to the grave yard. Harry changes things by rescuing Cedric and calling in Pettigrew's life debt. Harry can still burn things with his hands when he's desperate enough, and Cedric is feeling protective of the younger boy.Disclaimer: No I don't own Harry Potter. That belongs to JK Rowling, Bloomsbury, Warner Bros etc. I make no money and just do this for fun. Hijacking the Kangaroo Court "Okay, just hold up for a second!" Harry Potter had just spent the last few minutes listening to his name being dragged through the mud by this supposed court and he had had enough.A disillusioned Harry Potter begins to unravel his potential as the wizarding world follows the Triwizard Tournament. Harry delves into a world that is much greater, and more complicated, than he was aware of. The story contains detailed magic, politics, social situations and complicated motivations. It is a story of growth and maturation.Completed. NO MERCY. J K Rowling owns all the rights to the books and the amazing characters she created. I write only to satisfy my imagination and use my creativity and make no money from my writings. Chapter 1 – Ungrateful. "That ungrateful %*#&$#&$#&^" Ron Weasley snapped out about his former "best mate" Harry Potter.Part 1 of Harry Potter gets smart and takes control Next Work ... Harry's name comes out of the goblet and he's had enough, he's sick of pretending to be stupid, he's sick of constantly fighting against the whole world. ... "I didn't do it, I want nothing to do with this stupid tournament!" "Yeah, okay," said Ron, in exactly the same sceptical ...Twenty years after it first appeared on shelves, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone continues to captivate, inspire, and prompt companies to start promoting Dumbledore Halloween...Apr 3, 2018 ... I, Harry James Potter, do hereby agree to keep myself out of the 1994 – 1995 School year Triward Tournament. I will not add my name to the ...A single tiny change to canon and we have a short, coming of age drama that eventually turns into a short love story. Harmony was meant to be. Brief Dumbledore & Hogwarts students bash and humiliation. WALK AWAY. Harry had had enough. began to walk away... Chapter 1. Finding An Exit. Desolation.661 · Fleur De Lis » by OrionB15 Harry Potter is 17 years old when the Triwizard Tournament comes to Britain. His brother, Justin Potter, may be the Boy-Who ...Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction M | Chapters: 45 | Words: 471,432 | Reviews: 3,408 | Favs: 6,666 | Follows: 8,443 | Updated: 8/7 | Published: …Anyway, I hope it'll bring someone some good reading time. Chapter 1 October 31, 1994. A binding magical contract. The words echo in Harry's mind. A binding can be undone. Always. He has learned that much from having to listen to Uncle Vernon brag about getting out of this and that deal and contract over the years.Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter and The Muggle Tri-Wizard Tournament By: MartinDC. Harry was chosen as the fourth Tri-Wizard Champion, and was punished severely for it. Watch as he takes the tasks in a whole new direction and pranks Wizarding Britain. Posted to celebrate April fools day. Wherein Harry won't compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Harry Potter had had enough. He has been bullied and persecuted by the students and staff for too long at this school. The fact that the 'good' teachers at the school turned a blind eye towards it infuriated him to no end. The last straw, though, was the fact that Hermione Granger ... 11. [deleted] • 1 yr. ago. When I first read your posts I thought you asked to avoid fics were Harry was NOT chosen by the Goblet, but still refuses to participate in the Tournament. "I WON'T DO IT, DUMBLEDORE! I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T! " Stop your tantrum, Potter! You're not even in the Tournament." It will do for a crack fic.HARRY POTTER - AU TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT Fanfiction. Harry is abandoned by everyone at Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament and thrown out of the Gryffindor tower. He must face the first task by himself and possibly without any help from the professors. ... It is the worst thing to happen to an elf Master Harry Potter. Being given …Books Harry Potter. Unprecedented Competition By: BrilliantLady. The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts, to the disgust of Quidditch players, but Harry agrees with Draco that only an idiot would want to get mixed up in something that dangerous. With two Lord Voldemorts out there wreaking havoc (one trying to befriend him) he is stressed ...Chapter 1. Harry James Potter was not a happy wizard. Two days ago, the Goblet of Fire had spit out his name as the fourth champion. In hindsight, he should've seen it coming. Something bad always happened to him on Halloween. And although he was innocent, the rest of the school didn't believe him.Mar 21, 2023 ... Harry Potter and the Tri-Wizard Tournament by TheTomWhoWrites ... She took out her wand as she spoke and ... "Should we get going, we need to be at ...Chapter 1. Harry James Potter was not a happy wizard. Two days ago, the Goblet of Fire had spit out his name as the fourth champion. In hindsight, he should've seen it coming. Something bad always happened to him on Halloween. And although he was innocent, the rest of the school didn't believe him. Harry Potter...meet Mary Poppins! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, or any of the other named characters you'll find herein. I make no profit from this story; it's been written solely as a tribute to the great people who've created such wonderful, charming, evil, memorable characters over the years. Hermione got up out of bed, after being unable to sleep the night before, due to the worry she felt for her best friend Harry Potter. Who was chosen as the Fourth Champion. As she went down to the common room, to wait for Harry, she felt something was wrong. The common room was quiet. Too quiet.Porn With Plot. Angst and Porn. After the events of The Governess, Ophelia Oakham, potions professor at Durmstrang Institute must return to Hogwarts to aid her schools champion win the Tri Wizard Tournament. The year will see her facing her former lover, and butting heads with her Hogwarts equal.and your sanity. harry doesn't participate in the triwizard tournament. romance! Kissing. Cuddles. The Triwizard Tournament comes to Hogwarts. The other schools visit and are …Disclaimer: No I don't own Harry Potter. That belongs to JK Rowling, Bloomsbury, Warner Bros etc. I make no money and just do this for fun. Hijacking the Kangaroo Court "Okay, just hold up for a second!" Harry Potter had just spent the last few minutes listening to his name being dragged through the mud by this supposed court and he had had enough.GoblinQueenForever. Any fics where Harry just refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament? Request. Preferable fics that start with Harry's name coming out of the …• 7 yr. ago. Llian_Winter. Stories where Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. There are many stories where Harry tries to get out of the tournament …Chapter 1: The Dragon Rises. Saturday, November 26th, 1994. As Harry stared at the Hungarian Horntail a familiar feeling came upon him. It happened before on the day that Hagrid showed him the dragons. Harry felt a sadness at seeing the beautiful and powerful creatures caged to be used for the entertainment of witches and wizards and he could ...Goblins Win the Tournament By: Caelasophusque. The Triwizard Tournament hasn't been held for years - so it comes as a surprise to the students of Hogwarts when they learn …74. The Denarian Renegade. By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for …What to watch for today What to watch for today India’s first taste of Modinomics. Prime minister Narendra Modi’s first budget will set the tone for reform, after yesterday’s gover...Books Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the Heir of Avalon By: jasmine.knight266. After being entered into the Tournament, Harry unlocks his hidden ancient heritage, discovering his true friends and who he truly is. Hermione, Ron bashing, bad Dumbledore, good Weasley twins, helpful smart Goblins, hidden power Harry, possible multi-relationship.r/HPfanfiction. •. academico5000. Harry refuses to participate in the tournament. Recommendation. Are there any good fics out there where Harry calls a bluff on the …Chapter 1 – Ungrateful. "That ungrateful %*#&$#&$#&^" Ron Weasley snapped out about his former "best mate" Harry Potter. "Here we were ready to forgive him for lying and cheating his way into the Tournament and what does the %#*$&*#$& ^ do – he cusses us out." "Well you can't blame him" Poppy Pomfrey snapped back at him.Books Harry Potter. Breaking Point - Part I By: Nigelcat1. Harry is illegally entered into the Triwizard Tournament, told he has to participate or else, becomes a pariah and then disappears. It is discovered that he had been captured and killed and that seems to be the end of his life and story. Just as long as Voldemort still resurrects ...Does anyone know any fics where Harry completes the tasks in the triwizard tournament differently. I’m fine with and pairings except for hinny and snarry. The longer the better. Thank you. Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. linkffn (13429397; 13171906): Harry uses one spell for every task. linkffn (13484792 ...The Cosigner By: RileyOR. Harry Potter wasn't the first person entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. In fact, it's happened enough that there are rules in place to discourage such a thing. When Harry finds out that the binding magical contract spoken of so severely isn't actually binding him at all, but rather his mysterious ...Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews. Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Caricatures of useless teachers stuffing their faces with treacle tart consummated the ensemble of violence. In one of the depictions an evil Dumbledore facsimile handed a large sack of gold to a crippled girl, who didn't seem very happy about her victory. What had remained of the girl made Alastor Moody look pretty. Break the Pattern: Tri-Wizard By: Squirrel of Shadow. As Tri-Wizard tournament approaches, Harry Potter prepares himself. He is unwilling to dance to the whims of manipulative old men, and he's laid the groundwork for what he has to do. This year's Quiddich has already been cancelled, and with the shadow of the Tournament …Twenty years after it first appeared on shelves, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone continues to captivate, inspire, and prompt companies to start promoting Dumbledore Halloween...CHAPTER 1. "Harry", "Harry you should go up there." Hermione told him in a hushed voice. Harry was still trying to process what was happining around him. Eventhough he doubted it because of his dreams and announcement of the Triwizard tournament, he still thought he might get a quiet year. Free of all the saviour stuffs and all.Anyway, I hope it'll bring someone some good reading time. Chapter 1 October 31, 1994. A binding magical contract. The words echo in Harry's mind. A binding can be undone. Always. He has learned that much from having to listen to Uncle Vernon brag about getting out of this and that deal and contract over the years.Learn why these stomach stones were once worth 10 times their weight in gold. Advertisement Remember how Professor Snape explained what a bezoar was in the first Harry Potter movie... Harry Potter has taken advantage of his forced participation in the Triwizard Tournament. The bylaws for the historic tournament were updated so only those 'of age' were allowed to compete. In the eyes of magic, the moment his name came out of the cup, he was considered an adult and the underage monitoring would have ceased to exist. According to Harry and the oh so responsible adults surrounding him, there was no conceivable way for him to get out of the Tournament, even though he – obviously, duh …He had been wearing his best Wizarding clothes namely his school uniform. Dobby then snapped his fingers and Harry was dressed in a very presentable Muggle outfit. When this was done Harry announced "to the lair." With that both elf and wizard apparated out of the attic and away from his prison.Betrayal of one, finding love with the other. War, lost and happiness seem to flow together for a period of time. Then the birth of her son, her son Harry Potter, the son of the human Lily and James Potter. 'That's right my little one' a voice answer. 'You put everything you on the line for your son.The veela and the lightning elemental By: spitfyre1. The night Voldemort killed the Potters he left something behind inside of Harry's scar. However due to the magical backlash it wasnt the only thing left inside his head. A certain redhead has a plan for her baby boy, how will it help when a girl who seems to real to be true steps in and …CH 1. Sept 1, 1994. Platform 9 ¾. Tiredly, Harry drug his trunk into the compartment, he and his friends would be claiming. Hermione was right behind him. As he leveraged both trunks into the overhead racks, Hers heavier then his due to the fact she included all of her books, she curled up by the window, pulling a book from her robe pocket.Chapter 1. Changing Sides. "I've come to a decision." Harry said, as he opened the door to the Order meeting he had just interrupted. It was 31 August, the night before they were to leave to go to Hogwarts, but soon that would all change. For better or for worse, everything would be changing with this one decision.Mr. Crouch snapped. "Until there's a trial, the charges are alleged," Hermione pointed out. "There were witnesses!" Crouch protested. "You know, they really would have come in handy at his TRIAL," Harry said pointedly. "Besides, Sirius and Pettigrew are both wizards, the witnesses were Muggles.As in, Harry escapes the fanfics themselves. The author Tangerine-Alert who has done a sequence of stories all looking at different ways for Harry to nope out of the tri wizard cup. The Lawyers Against the Cup linkffn (11642540) has him lawyering up and fighting it using legal maneuvering while hiding in london.LF fics where Harry gets summoned back for the TriWizard Tournemant. I'm looking for something like The Snow Queen, A Fallen God, Denarian Renegade or something like them where Harry grows up somewhere random and ends up getting sucked into the Tournament. Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast.The Dubai police force got the world's first personal drone. Are these flying motorbikes coming to streets near you? HowStuffWorks looks into it. Advertisement Even though Harry Po...Joanne (J.K.) Rowling has written and subsequently published the seven books in the “Harry Potter” series, two novels for adults (one under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith), supplem...Ala’ Alsallal wants his online book retailer, Jamalon, to be the “Amazon of the Arab world.” Of course, the real Amazon does, too. Ala’ Alsallal wants his online book retailer, Jam... Harry Finds that he has new powers as he battles through his life towards the mysterious green flame torch. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: May 31, 2004 - Published: Mar 6, 2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. The Shapeshifters by Noisy Jenn reviews. Lastly Harry found a few small magical gadgets which he would inspect at a later point in time, because now he found himself holding Henry Potter’s notebooks on runes. Those …Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 12 | Words: 68,877 | Reviews: 268 | Favs: 1,146 | Follows: 735 | Updated: May 28, 2019 | Published: May 4, 2019 | Status: Complete | id: 13277595 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Adventure | Download: EPUB or MOBI
The veela and the lightning elemental By: spitfyre1. The night Voldemort killed the Potters he left something behind inside of Harry's scar. However due to the magical backlash it wasnt the only thing left inside his head. A certain redhead has a plan for her baby boy, how will it help when a girl who seems to real to be true steps in and …. Asian sexy diary
Unwilling Champion. Harry had rarely before been as happy as he was now that he had ignored the instructions of Dumbledore to stay at Privet Drive last summer. For one thing the summer had been much nicer without the emotional abuse from his relatives. Really, thinking that Harry would be safe there after the episode with Aunt Marge was …The first task of-" Dumbledore stopped in mid-sentence as the flames turned red again. A piece of parchment shot out and Dumbledore automatically caught it. There was stunned silence in the Great Hall before Dumbledore called out. … Quadwizard Tournament By: Radiant Arabian Nights. James, Lily & Harry survived the Halloween Night. Lily & James ran to America. No one from Britain knew they survived but the Goblins. Lily gave birth to 8 others in America. Harry and his family went to Ilvermorny. Now the Quadwizard Tournament is here and America is joining the competition. Books Harry Potter. The Boy Who Planned By: TomHRichardson. AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by ...Harry decides things need to change, or this year at Hogwarts would be like the previous three years. Even though what he does is extreme, he finally gets the life he wanted. Chapter one. Ever since Harry Potter's name came out of the goblet of fire he really got to see who would stick by him and who wouldn't.Chapter 1: The Dragon Rises. Saturday, November 26th, 1994. As Harry stared at the Hungarian Horntail a familiar feeling came upon him. It happened before on the day that Hagrid showed him the dragons. Harry felt a sadness at seeing the beautiful and powerful creatures caged to be used for the entertainment of witches and wizards and he could ...He stumbled towards the door, trying his best to discreetly do up the fly of his trousers. "Potter. Wait," the older woman ordered, and Harry froze. He turned once his fly was secured, preparing himself for the worst. "Sit," she added quietly, gesturing to the chair he had recently vacated. "You too, Susie."11. [deleted] • 1 yr. ago. When I first read your posts I thought you asked to avoid fics were Harry was NOT chosen by the Goblet, but still refuses to participate in the Tournament. "I WON'T DO IT, DUMBLEDORE! I WON'T, I WON'T, I WON'T! " Stop your tantrum, Potter! You're not even in the Tournament." It will do for a crack fic.Dumbledore took a step toward the young man in the middle of the room, only to be halted by the glare from the emerald eyes that were peeking out from under the long shaggy bangs. Harry pushed some of the hair out of his eyes and the Headmaster saw for the first time the streaks of white running through it. "Don't you say a word either, old …CHAPTER 1. "Harry", "Harry you should go up there." Hermione told him in a hushed voice. Harry was still trying to process what was happining around him. Eventhough he doubted it because of his dreams and announcement of the Triwizard tournament, he still thought he might get a quiet year. Free of all the saviour stuffs and all.Porn With Plot. Angst and Porn. After the events of The Governess, Ophelia Oakham, potions professor at Durmstrang Institute must return to Hogwarts to aid her schools champion win the Tri Wizard Tournament. The year will see her facing her former lover, and butting heads with her Hogwarts equal. Caricatures of useless teachers stuffing their faces with treacle tart consummated the ensemble of violence. In one of the depictions an evil Dumbledore facsimile handed a large sack of gold to a crippled girl, who didn't seem very happy about her victory. What had remained of the girl made Alastor Moody look pretty. Mar 17, 2012 ... ... out of gratitude, but surely the goblins alone could ally him with the mer and veela and dwarves? To the goblins, the idea that Pollux could ...May 20, 2016 · Books Harry Potter. When Fate Intervened By: LordVishnu. My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. The author Tangerine-Alert who has done a sequence of stories all looking at different ways for Harry to nope out of the tri wizard cup. The Lawyers Against the Cup linkffn (11642540) has him lawyering up and fighting it using legal maneuvering while hiding in london. This starts when Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place and enters the room that his friends are in. This is a part of my After series. Chapter 1. Harry entered the room and was immediately engulfed by a pair of arms. All he …Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law. Chapter 1. He'd been the most surprised of all. He didn't want, didn't need to put his name in the cup. Now the whole school seemed to have turned against him. Exclusion By: Maethoriel Raina. During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 12 | Words: 68,877 | Reviews: 268 | Favs: 1,146 | Follows: 735 | Updated: May 28, 2019 | Published: May 4, 2019 | Status: Complete | id: 13277595 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Adventure | Download: EPUB or MOBIHarry ends up expelled but he will not take the unfair and condescending treatment by the Magical World any longer. Watch as Harry successfully escapes and leaves the problem of Voldemort to those who should be handling it. Lots of bashing. Completed - sequel to follow eventually. EFF'ING The Tournament By: Apprentice Tom. Harry is an angry teenager who feels he can trust no one but a very few people after the Goblet of Fire spits out his name. He decides to act out, be a petulant teenager and make a mockery of the Triwizard Tournament, all while having a good time and causing as much chaos as he can. .